What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Mario Kart World Guide - All Courses, Cups, Missions, Collectibles, Tips & Tricks - Nintendo Life
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Still no good
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Why do I want to give up on men?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can you tell me a depressing story?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
No way
Just Forget it!
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